tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post4547522341806539691..comments2023-10-21T09:14:45.339-07:00Comments on Baby Vaijayanti and Puppy Manohar: Ode to the Indo-Australian ControversyBaby Vaijayanti and Puppy Manoharhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13836411684115727026noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-7433555455478709542008-01-18T09:15:00.000-08:002008-01-18T09:15:00.000-08:00Dear Ms. ??!,We are not THAT bored. Really. Regard...Dear Ms. ??!,<BR/><BR/>We are not THAT bored. Really. <BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/><BR/>Manohar, Puppy<BR/><BR/>"Sarcasm boy, some of us are not amused" - Mattias "IA"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-31879102736536245182008-01-16T06:37:00.000-08:002008-01-16T06:37:00.000-08:00too frikkin' funny. The making up your own comment...too frikkin' funny. The making up your own comments is sheer genius. Also, how bored are you really???!https://www.blogger.com/profile/03791417518093723373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-59985153837527582482008-01-11T18:55:00.000-08:002008-01-11T18:55:00.000-08:00Dear Indian People,The comment by the Indian peopl...Dear Indian People,<BR/><BR/>The comment by the Indian people are not only racist but also speciesist. (Puppy Manohar will be happy. Sorry Puppy, no emancipation)<BR/><BR/>1) Calling Mr. Symmonds, a monkey is not as racist as not calling Mathew Hayden and Ricky Ponting. Thats being too linient on white people. <BR/><BR/>2) Its being extremely insensitive towards monkeys. Huge beastial primates without tails are typically apes not monkeys. Thus wild looking large neandethrals like Mathew Hayden<BR/>Symmonds, and for that matter the great West Indian Viv Richards, Shoaid Akhtar, Shahid Afridi and .....yes.... the 80s sensation, FABIO are all apes not monkeys. Because they clearly look like Gorillas or australopithecus.<BR/><BR/>Ricky Ponting, Ajit Agarkar and such other relatively smaller players look like monkeys. In fact if you see the retarded sly smile that Ricky Ponting often gives, has a terrible resemblance to a monkeys visage.<BR/><BR/>Yours Sincerely,<BR/>a worried mother.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-9045342985133653532008-01-11T13:11:00.000-08:002008-01-11T13:11:00.000-08:00Dear Sirs:I find that the articles on your webpage...Dear Sirs:<BR/><BR/>I find that the articles on your webpage are 'uppers', while the drivel posted on these comment pages are 'downers'. Curious confusion results, please advise.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yours faithfully,<BR/><BR/>Cobra CommanderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-11997681913346790302008-01-11T13:06:00.000-08:002008-01-11T13:06:00.000-08:00Dear Sirs:Kudos on your extremely well written tre...Dear Sirs:<BR/><BR/>Kudos on your extremely well written treatise on race relations. As a proud Sikh and fellow pwner (or is it fellow Sikh and proud pwner), I feel I can offer some insight into HS's alleged faux pas. Firstly, let me point out that the Khalsa people are natural born pwners. Let me share a quote of Guru Gobind Singh:<BR/><BR/>"I’ ll call myself Gobind Singh only if I can make the meek sparrows pounce upon the hawks and tear them; only if one combatant of my force faces a legion of the enemy."<BR/><BR/>Such aggression is unprecedented in our glorious Indian history, and as such has created constant friction for my people to live side by side with the common desi (re: jallianwala bagh, operation blue star, etc). However, in this case HS is completely blameless for his actions vis-a-vis that monkey. If showing scholarship of the sacred Hindu texts, or heaping well-deserved praise on an adversary is an offense, then yes he is guilty. After besting Symonds, HS chose to compare the batsman's agility and fluidity of motion to Hanuman, the great monkey God. It is the sheer insensitivity of the White Man that stirred up this controversy and besmirched the name of a perfectly innocent pwner.<BR/><BR/>This travesty will not go unpunished. In our tradional seats of power (Jalandhar and Birmingham), plans are being developed to strike back at the Australians. Incarceration was the first suggestion, but it was quickly struck down. As descendants of criminals, premilinary testing showed that they enjoyed being tied up. Nevertheless, our best minds are on the job. Rest assured, justice will be served.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>Karnail Singh AhluwaliaAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01592263764889072700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-77388324702389423172008-01-10T17:25:00.000-08:002008-01-10T17:25:00.000-08:00Dear History Teacher,Here is a poem I wrote for yo...Dear History Teacher,<BR/><BR/>Here is a poem I wrote for your assignment "My favourite emperor"<BR/><BR/>some might like akbar<BR/>some might like shah jehan<BR/>some might like babar<BR/>others fancy jehanara<BR/><BR/>but i dont like them all<BR/>hence to differ i beg<BR/>i like Aurangzeb<BR/>I have a crush on Aurangzeb.<BR/><BR/>Look at his beard<BR/>look at his eyes<BR/>look at his unibrow<BR/>look he looks so nice<BR/><BR/>i dont go for peace n shit<BR/>hence to differ i beg<BR/>i like Aurangzeb<BR/>I have a crush on Aurangzeb.<BR/><BR/>some say he was a f!@#! idiot<BR/>some say he was right<BR/>some say he ate babies<BR/>some say he just liked a good fight.<BR/><BR/>he hated his siblings like i do<BR/>darah shikoh was a cross dresser they say<BR/>he was a vegeterian just like<BR/>and even i locked up dad in the toilet the other day<BR/><BR/><BR/>Go Mogul Pride! Go Indian State!<BR/>hence to differ i beg<BR/>i like Aurangzeb<BR/>I have a crush on Aurangzeb.<BR/><BR/>regards,<BR/>Dr. (Mrs) Vineeto M Ushalini<BR/>"Alam pana" - SalimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-22630890378208049642008-01-10T12:51:00.000-08:002008-01-10T12:51:00.000-08:00Language, language!Baby V: Children from "good" fa...Language, language!<BR/><BR/>Baby V: Children from "good" families do not talk like that!<BR/><BR/>KP: GFY<BR/><BR/>Thanks,<BR/><BR/>Puppy M<BR/><BR/>PS: Alas, KP is leaving forever. Sadness comes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-27408542796392847262008-01-10T11:31:00.000-08:002008-01-10T11:31:00.000-08:00KP.I am a 3 year old girl and Puppy M is a 2 year ...KP.<BR/><BR/>I am a 3 year old girl and Puppy M is a 2 year old puppy. Is it appropriate of you to ask such things to us?<BR/><BR/>Baby V.<BR/>P.S: You are primordial gonad, KP. Seriously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-42200512687377972612008-01-10T09:18:00.000-08:002008-01-10T09:18:00.000-08:00i am sorry, but i needed to test thisbefore i e-hi...i am sorry, but i needed to test this<BR/>before i e-hit on this girl, whose blog, btw falls in the same genre as ye guys<BR/><BR/>P.see.. I am not "genre"lising anything here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-22510230595499448232008-01-09T18:24:00.000-08:002008-01-09T18:24:00.000-08:00Just for clarification :Anonymous: Baby Vaijayanti...Just for clarification :<BR/><BR/>Anonymous: Baby Vaijayanti<BR/>"Smack Talk Sally" : el KPtan aka KP<BR/><BR/>Thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-22189445346035088902008-01-09T16:07:00.000-08:002008-01-09T16:07:00.000-08:00Let me remind everyone a quote by the above commen...Let me remind everyone a quote by the above commentator:<BR/><BR/>He: "D00d, but these days, racism does'nt exist."<BR/><BR/>I: "Seriously? racism doesnt exist?"<BR/><BR/>He: "Ya, I mean d00d, these days only real ch00ts and total idiots are racists"<BR/><BR/>I : "..."<BR/><BR/>He: "Ya d00d, thats what."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-9519230765402779932008-01-09T14:39:00.000-08:002008-01-09T14:39:00.000-08:00Although I must say,Sledging is coolespecially whe...Although I must say,<BR/><BR/>Sledging is cool<BR/><BR/>especially when it gets backfired. <BR/>And as a known fact, the Australians or should i say Racial Discriminators ,have had a history of bad sledging.<BR/><BR/>This has been proved by Glenn Mcfart when he tried to sledge a Jamaican Rasta Boy and worst of all a fellow Fosterite.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1411656624347483533.post-38464994368371193832008-01-09T14:15:00.000-08:002008-01-09T14:15:00.000-08:00Well you'll can go ahead and start manufacturing o...Well you'll can go ahead and start manufacturing or should i say sculpting ( that is if you are an artist and it hurts every fat in your body when some shithead criticizes your art. Go weep in the corner where people are spitting, asshole) effigies for these dickworms.<BR/><BR/>I, Smack Talk Sally is starting a firm to ban this piece of shit game called cricket completely. BCC Inc. which is headquartered in Sydney, Australia with 11 branches worldwide including notable cricket playing nations such as SA, NZ, India, WI, SL, England and Zimbabwe.<BR/><BR/>Pakistan? Hey, who said that?<BR/>Y'all know i don't care about days the moon looks like its not being fed.<BR/>( No offense..shall remove this para if a good enough reason is given)<BR/><BR/>We provide intellectual and optimized solutions to ban this sport. We offer many different plans, some of which include:<BR/><BR/>Ban by Gear.............15,00 Euro<BR/>Ban by sponsorship......25,00 Euro<BR/>Ban by Game.............3,000 Euro<BR/>Ban by Nation...........8,000 Euro<BR/>Ban by resource........30,000 Euro<BR/><BR/>These rates are per month and per resource if you choose to consider Plan E. Also insurance charges will exceed manifold if you choose to use that plan. You can talk to our consultant, Hitman Harry for further information.<BR/><BR/>1-800-Xecute<BR/><BR/>Also our initial strategy is very unique. All our branches, today stand in those very stadiums where the matches are carried out.<BR/><BR/>This decisions were mainly taken on account of Racial charges.<BR/><BR/>Usually these dont affect me. But lately I am seeing that it exists everywhere. Even in the firm that you are working, to the school you are attending, some level of it always shows up. <BR/><BR/>Here at BCC ( Banning Cricket Completely), we are not only banning cricket, but all the unwanted precipitate this sport has left behind such as sledging, match fixing, poor sportsmanship, Coach murdering (http://hazelnutblue.blogspot.com/2007/03/song-for-bob-woolmer-aka-murder-of-bob.html)<BR/><BR/>and the worst of all.. Racial Abuse.<BR/><BR/>"Color me any color.<BR/>Speak to me in tongues and share.<BR/>Tell me how you'd love to hate me."<BR/>--- Collective SoulAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com