The Key and the Land Lock

Dear Puppy Manohar

Isn't it remarkable that inclusion of Tur key unlocks the landlocked Caucasian nations?

Baby V.

Words of Wisdom

Dear Baby V,

Perhaps if more people were fucking idiots, they would stop being ignorant wankers.

Think about it.

Regards,

Puppy Manohar

Kindle

If Kindle is the "Reader", what am I ?