Sunday, December 20, 2009

Winter Soldier

I ate a live fish. Something inside me just died.

My father is Polish, my mother is Turpentine. So trust me I am the best piece of furniture you will ever sit on.


Baby Vaijayanti and Puppy Manohar said...

Disgusting version not to be read by women or children:

I am half Polish and half turpentine. Care for some wood?

maami said...

Santa's gifts came with a clause:Goodness! I can't subscribe to that!