I ate a live fish. Something inside me just died.
My father is Polish, my mother is Turpentine. So trust me I am the best piece of furniture you will ever sit on.
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- Spiders are an often misunderstood species of animals. They are not insects; they are arachnids. One feature of spiders is that they do not eat food that they have not killed. This can be verified by attempting to feed a spider with a mosquito.
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I am half Polish and half turpentine. Care for some wood?
Santa's gifts came with a clause:Goodness! I can't subscribe to that!
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