The Ballad of Manav and Anamika

Once Mr. Manav Tautolopadhyay and Ms. Anamika Post Modernkar met at a birthday party.

Manav: "Hi I am Manav",
Anamika: "Oh yeah, so am I, but what's your name?"
Manav: "No my name is Manav, what's your name?"
Anamika: "I am Anamika"
Manav: "You have no name?"
Anamika: "No, that's my name"
Manav: "So you do have a name, how are you,[sic] Anamika [then]?"
Anamika: "If you are Manav, then you don't have a name either. I am very well thank you"

...and they lived anonymously ever after...

[Subtitles]
Human: "Hi I am Human"
Anonymous: "Oh yeah, so am I, but what's your name?"
Human: "No my name is Human, what's your name?"
Anonymous: "I am Anonymous"
Human: "You have no name?"
Anonymous: "No, that's my name"
Human: "So you do have a name, how are you,[sic] Anonymous [then]?"
Anonymous: "If you are Human, then you don't have a name either. I am very well thank you"