Dear Baby V,
Always remember :
You cannot spell patriot without RIOT.
Regards,
Puppy Manohar
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Life is a box of chocolates
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." I tell her, "So are parents"
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get. Unless of course you go online and browse the catalog and select the ones you want. Then you know"
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." which is ironic because Cadbury has a brand of chocolate which they advertise as being "a box full of life"
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." and then she quizzed me, "Tell me if that was a simile or a metaphor and you can have this box of chocolates". I insisted that it was None, although it looked like a simile, it was only a bad metaphor. I never got it right. Such is Life.
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." But I ate it all up and now the box is empty. And so are our lives. (-Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." So I bought the box and it turned out to be the DVD Set of "Life", the BBC nature documentary series. Aaah! How right Mama was. I still want my chocolates, BBC!
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." So I bought the box and pair of cute twin Terriers came out. My mama had named them Chocolates. No i did not eat them. Mama did. (- Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." I told her, "Mama, I understand that you need to make a sweet, edifying simile but I didn't really get it" She said, "Ah! I never know what you're gonna get"
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." But she did not believe in the ill effects of global warming, just like so many other "educated" people. Now those chocolates have melted. Just l...ike our lives will. I am melting as i ty...drip (- Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." But then they came out with "Death By Chocolate". No one had time to respond.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_Chocolate (- Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." I asked her, "Mom?" She said, "Yes son" I asked her, "Why are we talking in English?" She said, "Well son, you'll know when you grow up"
28 Years Old I was! I was 28!
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get. Unless of course you go online and browse the catalog and select the ones you want. Then you know"
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." which is ironic because Cadbury has a brand of chocolate which they advertise as being "a box full of life"
Mother tells me, "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." and then she quizzed me, "Tell me if that was a simile or a metaphor and you can have this box of chocolates". I insisted that it was None, although it looked like a simile, it was only a bad metaphor. I never got it right. Such is Life.
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." But I ate it all up and now the box is empty. And so are our lives. (-Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." So I bought the box and it turned out to be the DVD Set of "Life", the BBC nature documentary series. Aaah! How right Mama was. I still want my chocolates, BBC!
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." So I bought the box and pair of cute twin Terriers came out. My mama had named them Chocolates. No i did not eat them. Mama did. (- Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." I told her, "Mama, I understand that you need to make a sweet, edifying simile but I didn't really get it" She said, "Ah! I never know what you're gonna get"
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." But she did not believe in the ill effects of global warming, just like so many other "educated" people. Now those chocolates have melted. Just l...ike our lives will. I am melting as i ty...drip (- Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." But then they came out with "Death By Chocolate". No one had time to respond.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_Chocolate (- Farging KP)
Mama always told me "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get." I asked her, "Mom?" She said, "Yes son" I asked her, "Why are we talking in English?" She said, "Well son, you'll know when you grow up"
28 Years Old I was! I was 28!
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