Wednesday, January 31, 2007

A Collection


Dear Baby V,

Here is a collection of quotes and facts that I have gathered from the internet and others:

"the Animalness of a Bat's Mammalness is the same Animalness as that of its WingedAnimalness" - Anon

"76% percent girls betray boys" - Param Sasan

"Dude, I don't want to break them - I just want to get inside" - El KPtan, on being informed that the object of his lust is not single

"Chill, dude!" - El KPtan, to law enforcement personnel

"Apparently, a good way to estimate the height of an elephant is to measure the diameter of its foot and then multiply by 2pi." - Another Anon

"Do Sharks eat Seals or do Dolphins eat Seals? Sharks eat Seals. Sharks are ferocious, they eat Dolphins too. Some Dolphins, however, eat Sharks too..In fact, Tiger Shark is a kind of Dolphin."
- Dr. Row Hun, Bombay School of Marine Biology, Bandra.

"Madras bashai is, however, not a type of Engrish, since it is not the result of trying to speak English correctly and then failing" - Yet Another Anon

"Arre last weekend was the first weekend when I was awake. I was fully awake. Coz last weekend I slept and slept. Still fighting jet lag" - Raja "Le Roi" D

"When you point one finger to others, four are pointing [back] to you"
- Mrs. Ravi Shetty (and others)

"The bridge connecting Vile Parle (East) and Vile Parle (West), is actually, in Vile Parle (East)"
- Mihir 'De Caprio' Patil

"Vegetarin foog [sic] is the best way to keep body in good condition." - Rashmi Srinivas

"My uncle started doing Yoga, for purging the negative energy from his system." - White Rabbit
"What the f*!@ is negative energy? Energy is a scalar!" - Maha Indra, the Indra of Indras

"I'm not an arithmetician, dude. I'm a mathematician" - Maha Indra, the Indra of Indras, when asked if an envelope with a few calculations on it belonged to him

"I'm f!@#in John, man. F$@#!" - John Abra Man

"I want my name back. Give my name." - John Abra Man

"I'm not a killjoy. I'm a killJohn!" - John Abra Man

"You Metallica fans should realise that the future of metal belongs to Judas Priest" - some drummer, backstage at Saarang, IITM 2003.

"Gabbu adikkithu! / It's smelling!" - White Rabbit, to driver of Onyx Garbage Lorry

"Hence a less heroic term for the Musket Wars would be the Potato Wars" - Jared Diamond

"I'll kill you to death!" - Anonymous school teacher

Educate thyself,

Love,

Puppy Manohar

"You're not hardcore, unless you've lived hardcore. The legend of the rent was way hardcore!" - Jack Black / School of Rock

4 comments:

Escape.... Great Escape said...

Negative energy through negative calories... maybe you guys are in the same negative frequency...

Baby Vaijayanti and Puppy Manohar said...

why haven't you added this bloglink in your I read section? I lament.

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Kappa said...

In a concert sometime in the 1980's

" If you guys are going to throw beer bottles on us, atleast make sure that they are full"
- Dayveeee Mustango

" I am a pessimist and I will not take shit from anyone"- Puneet