Thursday, February 04, 2010

On Mumbai

Dear Baby V,

In light of several discussions that I have read on the internet in the recent past on the status of Mumbai (aka Bombay), I have proposed a simple solution. First, to those who know not to what I allude, a few links to statements made by some random people.

I propose, to put an end to the question of ownership of Mumbai, that it be evacuated of all human residents and be solely populated by canines. This is an effective solution because canines have no geographical constraints on their inter-canine relationships. A dog from Madurai is no more or less likely to mate with a dog from Ludhiana as compared to a dog from Jalandhar.

Also, an added bonus is that such commonly heard laments will come true:

Random uncle : Arre Bombay has really gone to the dogs

Jilted Lover : These females from Bombay are all bitches man.

Angsty Business Man: Man, it's really a dog's life in Mumbai.

The Beatles(™) of Bombay : It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog(™).

Regards,

Puppy Manohar

PS: If links are broken, blame KP

PPS: Don't steal my identity, Baby V.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally agree!!! Nice one!!

Clipped.in - Explore Indian blogs said...

thats a good answer to the ownership question..

unpredictable said...

Dearest Puppy Manohar,

Bravo to your dogged determination to change the world and make it a better place.

Ms. Tic, Unpredictable.

abhibera said...

what an idea sirjee!

narendra shenoy said...

haha! And the best part is, most people won't even know the difference.

As the old Hindi film song goes

Lagaa Chunari mein Dog

Novin said...

Ah! Refreshing read! and nice idea!
Thanks to Bera for tweeting! @Narendra: Laga chunri me Dog!!! Lol!
Novin

Anonymous said...

THERE WILL NOT ONLY BE BLACK FLAGS IF YOU EVER SET FOOT IN MUMBAI, BUT EVERYONE CARRYING BLACK FLAGS WILL BE WEARING COMPLETELY BLACKED-OFF SHADES AS WELL... YOU... YOU... YOU... ROWDY!

Laze Edd said...

and of course

kutte ki mahot marunga

wont be such a bad deal

also maybe ...just maybe... dogs will take special breed of humans such as the tharkeere(tm) for petting, raising and the bitches will come over and say "ohhhh he is so cute" and also they will say "pawww" instead of "aww"..take them out for walks and what not...muzzle up their faces, tag them , name them, leash them, put up "beware of tharkeere(tm)" signboards up on their tri level kennels


i hrd they have started calling "town" .."SOBO"...have ppl started calling each other "dawg" instead of "dude"....well i will find out in a mnth

"I am gonna have my day, just about each and every day" -
MumsterLand Anthem


www.hazelnutblue.blogspot.com ... BVPMS : please dont tag me
ah dhang you

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous

Sorry d00d. No one from Bombay ever uses the term, "Rowdy". Thats very Madrass.

regards

Anonymous said...

KP

You farger. Kutte ki "maut" not "mahot" Dogs don't have mahots, elephants do.

Baby V
P.S: And you say you can speak hindi. go farg youself KP.