Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Alas, But Hurrah




Dear Ms. Tic, Unpredictable,

I hope this explains.

Alas, But Hurrah:

When all you need is a banian, and you only find a bra.
When you look up to relieve your back, and you see a shooting star.

When she thinks you're THE guy, but you only want some fun.
When no one gets the joke, when you make a lol-worthy pun.

You spend your weekend on fatty foods, when you wanted to play golf.
When you report a 100 bugs that you are asked to solve.

When you want to drive, but it's an automatic, with no gears.
When you want to listen to Slayer, but you only have Britney Spears.

When stuff like this happens to us
We cry and curse and swear;
And then we dance and laugh and sing
Alas, But Hurrah.

When you are really thirsty but all you have is wine,
When you want to chat with a hot girl but only KP is online.

You go online to find new flicks, the only one that works is Snatch;
When Sachin gets out on 4 but India wins the match.

When you are definitely correct, but you've still lost the bet;
When you want to check your orkut but you don't have internet.

When stuff like this happens to us
We cry and curse and swear;
And then we dance and laugh and sing
Alas, But Hurrah.

When you call her 'cos she broke up with you
and she answers with a "Hari Om",
You forgot the guitar at a friend's place, but KP is at home.

You write a super awesome post, but you don't edit it 'cos it's long;
You resolve to not write poems but come up with this song.

You leave your umbrella at home, and then it begins to rain.
You're on a date with an ultra hot babe, but she doesn't have a brain.

When stuff like this happens to us
We cry and curse and swear;
And then we dance and laugh and sing
Alas, But Hurrah.

You get the perfect wheelie, and then fall in a ditch
On chat she's really awesome, but in real life she's a b....

KP could have crashed the car but VAO what a swirl!!!
Few of them said "shave that ugly 'stache" and all of them were girls.

You hallucinate on the pills prescribed 'cos you were stung by a bee.
Why did I have to meet this douche? Wait I found the OPPOSITE of KP!

When stuff like this happens to us
We cry and curse and swear
And then we dance and laugh and sing
Alas, But Hurrah.


Hope that made things clear.

Regards,

Baby V and Puppy M

"...Sont les [trois] mots qui vont très bien ensemble" - Paul McCartney / Beatles / Baby V / Puppy M



8 comments:

unpredictable said...

Dear BV and PM,

A *WHOLE* post to answer *MY* koshtin?
I think this is *IT* as far as important events in my life go. Txverymuch.

It ees indeed Clear, Crystal Clear.

(Think Bond, James Bond. I even put alliteration!)

Regards,
Unpredictable

P.S: Will you put post on LOL N00bs now? Coz I asked that koshtin also. Just asking.

Morpheus said...

Nice! I could agree, see the point and enjoyed reading it till the end! Moonlight as a songwriter do you?

Fungal Sutra. said...

You have a day date with a chick, you give the excuse of flu.
But the doc says you have Cancer, and an upset stomach too.

Anonymous said...

o hai guise this reminded me of that gr8 alanis song all these thingz were all so very ironic cuz that is wut irony is all about its like raaaaaain on your wedding days and freeeee rides when you're already late and all and all

Pri said...

bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if there were a booker prize for muzeek you would totally get it.

Kappa said...

My dear fellow commentors and of course My dearest Bab'n'Pup, but mostly my fellow commentors,

Please look closely at the diagram.
There is a line in between which actually represents a mirror

and since this is a blog, you are reading stuff in the mirror

so please understand that the post actually is
"Hurrah but Alas"

Alphabets in the mirror always appear different, no matter how close or far away you are. Of course, if you are very far away, u might not even see it

"I can spell blood in an alphabet soup" - Marcy Playground

Painkiller Underscore Overdose said...
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fungal.sutra said...

When the hero kills ten villains and then dies of food-poisoning.
When Sonu Nigam wants to act, and Shekhar Suman wants to sing.