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Dear baby Vijayanti & puppy Manohar,
Although I couldn't interpret this one properly, I do have to mention that tomorrow is Thanksgiving and please remember to eat Turkey. Today there was a suggestion by one angry Turkey that the trend should change & that people should start eating Fish instead of Turkey on Thanksgiving day. I did not take kindly to that suggestion and kicked that Turkey's butt with a sharp splash of water by leaping 3 feet above the water & back-into.
You tell puppy: Do you like to eat Turkey or will you like to eat Fish, although you have never had one (and shouldn't have one)...?
Baby Vijayanti is on pure Veg diet and I really appreciate that; although it wouln't hurt if she ate that thrash-talking Turkey which wants to change things.
Anxiously,
Chinu-fish
PS: In case you guys decide to eat roasted Turkey tomorrow, don't forget to feed me too. Fish love Turkey, it dates back to time of inception of T/G.
Happy belated Deepavali.
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(sorry I had to delete the prev msg. It started with "I can" when I intended to say "I CANT". That just screwed up what I wanted to say.. which is not much.. but still, one always likes to make sense, no?)
Right, the comment:
I can't decide whether your reply to chinu was funnier or the post.
And I am totally going to steal and use "Dont call me, I'll call you, I know the future". Only, I wonder, what sort of a conversation would that be?
Well.. there is a God :-). And to comment on the comment.. I do have to give thanks to Him.
And what makes you think you could connect astrology and God ?
I think Gods likes Fish better than other animals. That's what.
P.S. -- My astrological sign is Dinosaurausia
Dear Chinu Fish,
I like and I ate turkey for Thanksgiving. It was wonderful.
Regards,
Puppy M
Happy Belated Birthday
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