Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Greetings


Dear all,

May the light of progress shine on your dimly lit career.
May the light of knowledge illuminate the darkest regions of your mind.
May all the darkness of disability, lethargy and passivity be destroyed by the light of activity in your life.
May the dullness of despair be forever banished by the light of hope and optimism in your life.

May the light of faith deceive the darkness of godlessness, cynicism and reason (in your life).
May the dusty darkness of financial mediocrity, scarcity, the consequent frugality, be swept away by the purging light of abundance, in your life.
May you be energized, everyday, by the rays of communalism, casteism and narrowmindedness.
May the invigorating light of loyalty strengthen your weak causes, weaken your treacherous motives and cure you of bipartisan ambivalence.

May the bright light of truth keep you blind to logic, counter-arguments, and opposing points of view.
May the wrath of light burn your enemies down with vengeance and torch their infidel hearts so that they never rise again, but are doomed to eternal submission.
May the light of good cheer allow you to laugh at the misfortunes of others who are not as lucky as you.
May the light of scrutiny allow you to find something different about your fellow man (or dog) and help you discriminate against him/her/it.

May the emancipating light of desire free you from the clutches of social confinement and character.
May the light of prompt technical support shine on your malfunctioning appliances and life.
May your dark life enslaved by sin be cured by crackers of joy. (ah dhang you)
May the sweets of Diwali render sweet success to your otherwise dismal performance(s).

May the new dresses of diwali better address (ah dhang you) your shortcomings.
May you crush the demon of piracy and enrich the lives of deserving corporate executives.
May the light of Diwali show you the glory of superstition and old wives' tales.
May the overwhelming light of Diwali blind you to all the miseries of life.


Happy Diwali,

Best wishes,

Puppy Manohar and Baby Vaijayanti

This post is a product of a random creative outburst, a central theme of the blog. If anyone finds this post offensive, do inform us and we will remove it. A reason, though not mandatory, if provided, would be appreciated.

4 comments:

Shiv said...

hear hear!

Chinu-fish said...

Dear Baby V.,

This article will be loved by the fish all over the world. You're becoming creative & intelligent day by day.

Nice nice.

Happily,
Chinu-fish

Mogambo said...

I heart your blog.
-Mogambo.

Chinu-fish said...

Baby V kuttee (kuttee as in small child in tamil, not dog as in hindi)

That looks like a cigarrette being used to light up a deeya...? (in that picture)
If that's true, then: haaaaaa, 'cos only Rajnikanth can light up a deeya via a smoked cigarrette.
If that's not true: then ignore this comment.

Mind it di,
Chinu-fish