Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Puppy is a Punk Rocker!

Authors' Note: Rock 'n Roll is a topic of scholarship and a matter of great pride and appreciation for many people of various ethnicities and persuasions, across the world. We do not intend to criticise, mock or undermine the beliefs, the symbols and spirituality thereof. This post is a product of a random creative outburst, a central theme of the blog. If anyone finds this post offensive, do inform us and we will remove it. A reason, though not mandatory, if provided, would be appreciated.


Koko Kola Bear said...

And Yes! We are back! Folks I am telling you, this week has been low key. There is some real shit going on in reality. This is Slutty For"man" reporting from CRAP TV.

27 women believed to be Uncles have been made to stand in a line and shot dead outside Goregoan Police station today.

A new news channel XYZ has been launched in the local airwaves dedicated to report news stories taken from Reality Shows.

A new perfume that smells like blood will attract consumers next Halloween. The Indian couple who are behind this master piece confessed it was a result of years of Brutal slavery.

Follow this link to hear their exclusive and uncensored Prison interview

Coming up..

Canada declares war on the world.

Boy born with a halo around his penus.

Our dream company emerges in market today. Apple takes over Furniture tycoon IKEA and automobile underdog KIA to form what are analysts raving about, IKIA. The breaking news is the Board members had a gruesome quarrel over the location of their inauguration. Folks, the company is no more!

Do stick around. Its all next on CRAP TV. But first, as usual, we are forced to hear some words from our administrators. Damn! they havent paid me for the last month.
Jackie, get me Accounting on Line 1.

Slutty Forman

Anonymous said...

you didnt have to bring Motherland Goregaon in to this you bastige